AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
In the cafeteria … after school.
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- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
I should not find this as funny as I do. True, and a little painful, but also very funny. If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
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proving a point to my mom.
also, im curious as to how much of the tumblr population writes
(via leahclifford)
Yes, please.
I’m not even sure why I find this so cool, but I do.
Woah, just woah.
“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.” — Walt Disney
(via fairytalemood)
Love this song & love that someone made this.
I took the parts no other Hollywood starlet would touch because they didn’t want to be demeaned or mess up their nails. It was risky, but I didn’t know any better, and somehow, I came out on top. I don’t know why. I just played myself and audiences liked me. I am where I am because I took those tough girl roles. If I had held out for those sweet, pretty, demure parts, I’d still be waiting. - Pam Grierhero.
(via latxcvi)
Nah, nigga.
I have a right to complain when I go to Wendy’s and they get my order wrong.
I’m entitled to my opinion when people ask me whether or not I think Beyonce uses lace fronts or Malaysian weave.
I am not complaining or simply stating my opinion when talking racism.
I am talking about my rights as a human to not be persecuted and exploited.
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Tell a friend!
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